i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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