Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Can Purell be used as lube?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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