Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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