Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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