i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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