y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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