The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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