Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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