the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Bring me that man meat
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
