omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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