If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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