69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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