it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
