Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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