she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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