its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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