so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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