its not stalking. its research.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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