he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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