Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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