Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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