remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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