Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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