What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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