Porn is love you can see.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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