is your mom at the bar?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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