On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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