I hate your face
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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