In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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