he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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