And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
