so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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