C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
tell me about the fingering
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