: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
even my farts smell like vagina
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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