quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
this just has baby written all over it
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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