That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
this just has baby written all over it
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It's shark week go big or go home
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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