who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I am puke
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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