whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
nutella sex= disaster
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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