My balls are so social today.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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