NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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