he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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