you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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