doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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