Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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