He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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