Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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