have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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