HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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