I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I think my vagina is haunted
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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