dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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